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When it starts to get humid, my copier makes bacon paper

When it starts to get humid, my copier makes bacon paper

prguitarman

Sun Chips paper


TheElvenKeys

this is actually how Sun Chips corporate handles all documents


abittoxic24

Damn, I didn’t think this was what chip companies meant when they said they were introducing all new mini paper thin chips…


pyrozombies16

Ah yes. The forbidden sunchip


kiddomama

That depends on how loud the paper is. If it doesn't have a deafening crinkle, then it's something else.


Renegade_Meister

/r/forbiddensnacks


chrisrayn

Definitely more of a Sun Chips [sicheeation.](https://youtu.be/gOaCD_JNgkA?t=50)


Flopolopagus

Assuming this means you don't work in an air conditioned space; that's rough, buddy.


The_Richard_Cranium

No no, I do, but our doors are opening and closing every few minutes. Service Department at a dealer


Flopolopagus

Gotcha. Still rough. I work in an asphalt emulsion lab and we have similar conditions. Doesn't crinkle the paper, though. AC must be working overtime.


The_Richard_Cranium

Surprised you don't have bacon skin with the videos I've seen of those places.


Th3M0D3RaT0R

You guys should get a air curtain installed over the doors.


Fox-One_______

Would it be too much to ask for you to print out some pictures of bacon and post pics? It would be a good way to make the best out of a bad situation.


getyourcheftogether

Or not properly. We had a new ac installed and it helps control humidity, just a few% drop and it's feels sooooo much better


tunayee

You can use a doorstopper the wrong way


Asian_Cannibal

Well, you're still stopping a door...


Cru51

Mmm bacon paper..


ShreksMonsterDong

Vegan bacon.


Tang3r1n3_T0st

I mean, technically it's vegan, but it's against their goal of preserving the planet and saving animals, y'know? Cuz paper is made from trees, and entire forests are wiped out for paper mills.


Xtinguish

Not really. Paper is a reasonably sustainable industry. For the most part, their trees are planted and replaced by the company that makes the paper. And paper is one of the more recyclable materials so most paper these days has some percentage of recycled fiber. Lumber and carpentry is far more destructive because they value trees that require a lot longer to grow. Paper doesn't need the slow growing hardwood.


marsinthevoid

Mmm recycled vegan paper bacon


Tang3r1n3_T0st

That's good to know.


Realterin

Very tasty when you season it with mayoneese


bbildo

Those are lovely curtains.


Oneguyanonymous

Put less paper in at a time. Silica pellets in the tray can help. Different, Better or heavier paper can help and sometimes feeding it short edge through (landscape or letter-r) can reduce that. All this assuming your technician has a new fused in the unit and the exit assembly is operating correctly. If a new unopened pack of paper doesn’t make the waves then it’s humidity.


The_Richard_Cranium

There is so much info here that I lost interest in wanting to try and fix it. Haha. Thank you so much tho. I'll see if I can finger something out


hailinfromtheedge

Yep sounds like service department ;)


habasshii

Lmfao nice


Oneguyanonymous

Lol sorry. Years in copier industry and couldn’t control myself.


mochafreezie13

i just whispered "bacon paper" out loud and i really hope no one heard me


Spacecoasttheghost

Hey bacon neck!!


bubadibebu

Ahhhhh bacon bacon


AlienTetris

Making paper, making bacon paper! I takes some bacon and turn it into paper! Bacon paper that's what its gonna make, *BACON PAPERRRRRRR* ^I ^know ^it ^doesn't ^rhyme ^well


ddmorgan1223

Damn it Jake, you beat me to it.


SentientGun

Now you have some bacon


stupidnapoleon

Can confirm. I worked at a copy shop in the 90s, and we would have probably 4x as many paper jams on rainy days.


Apperation

Have the same problem at my office as well. It was fixed by putting a dehumidifier next to the printer.


Destination_Known

That is the exact problem that brought about the invention of air conditioning by Willis Carrier - just watched a show about it last night!


dan-80

r/ForbiddenSnacks


Spuddermane

Now trim the edges with those wavy scissors


EvanIsBacon

I will do horrible things for bacon


abittoxic24

Taste test? Crunchy or no?


The_Richard_Cranium

More of a crispy than crunchy texture


citznfish

Tastes like turkey bacon too


meathead

Bacon copies.


LPKKiller

A good dehumidifier is honestly a great investment.


bezedash

does it taste well?


CyonixGaming

Yummy!


UXmadness

Hmm. Neat feature


geaster

Is this the [control panel](https://i.imgur.com/FRBwbPa.jpg)?


Distribution-Hopeful

That is actually a feature, you gotta turn the grill option off. Happened to me too, it is midlyinfurating that it comes on as standard.


Royal_Home_1666

I’m curious what business processes you use a copier for? I am in an industry that has been going digital for years and we don’t use paper output much.


banmeplease__

I would love to roll up a fat stack of that shit and shove it up my loose ass. Bet it would work really well and be ribbed for my pleasure lol


kameehameeha

Looks yummy


no-longer-a-1412

This copier is making waves in the printing industry


Bugisman3

Press button, receive bacon


_SeKeLuS_

do you work underwater ?


Pierrot_The_Sad

OP just doesn’t enjoy post modernist aesthetics


difficultoldbastard

that's because as it goes through the fuser (the hot thing where the paper comes out) one roller is hot and one isn't drying one side more than the other making it bend. Depending on model you may have a tray heater that will pre heat paper before you put it through.


no-adults-here

Bacon paper yummmmmm


eratosthenesia

Print strips of bacon on it please.


TurtleSoup_

Mmmmmmm, bacon


Clash_Blazr50

Put some actual bacon in there lol


NutCase11

Hey, free meal! Just close your eyes


hamcat01

me living on an island not knowing shit about humidity


Tripledtities

Get a paper drawer heater. Most business class machines will have them as an option


CrackThrough

eat?


Dumb_Fucking_Ape

Your office needs a dehumidifier 😝


CoalMations284

Same thing happened to me. I'm considering getting a new one since this is a reoccurring problem.


HaumdecenueLO

Sky blue. Yup.